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Jake
(0001291D)
Editor ID UC_NA_Jake
Race Human Gender Male
RefID N/A BaseID 0001291D
Other Information
Faction(s) CrimeFactionUC, NewAtlantisFaction, Vendor_City_NA_JakesFaction
Jake
Jake, full body

Jake is the eponymous owner of Jake's, a dive bar in The Well of New Atlantis. He can normally be found tending to his bar, arguing with customers. A grouchy individual, Jake will discourage anymore interactions than necessary.

He wears Space Trucker Casualwear, and carries a Solstice with ammo. He has a larger amount of credits than average on his person.

He is the unique provider of some Aid Items, like Jake's Stout and Beer Brat Platter.

His greetings include:

"You need somethin', ask. Otherwise, keep to yourself."
"We don't serve none of that fancy shit they got top-side. If that's what you're lookin' for, you might wanna head somewhere else."
"Two free pieces of advice. One: you better have a weapon on you. Two: don't even think about drawing it unless you're damn well prepared to use it."
"I am legally required to remind you that management ain't responsible on account of somethin' bad happening to you in here."
"Some of this shit from the Freestar systems might actually kill you, you drink enough of it. But, you know, it's cheap, so... Silver linings, and all that."

If you stop speaking, he will say:

"Hey. You're wasting my time here."
"Order something, or move along."
"If you're trying to make yourself annoying, doing a bang-up job."

He will end conversations by saying:

"Well, bye."
"Uh-huh."
"All right, then."

You can converse and do business with Jake, he will be more receptive to business:

I'll take a drink.
"Yeah, all right."

Commenting on his business will get a harsh rebuke:

Nice place you've got here.
"First of all, I didn't ask what you thought of it. Second, don't blow smoke up my ass. We both know it ain't nice."

Asking him about how his business is doing will lead to a similar result:

You get a lot of business down here?
""Down here?" Like that's somehow different from other bars? Worse, maybe? That what you were implying?"
Sorry, just making conversation.
"Yeah? Well, don't."
It is actually underground, so I wasn't wrong.
"What are you, a structural engineer? Some MAST egghead? I know full well what "down here" implies."

Related Missions[edit]

  • SF-qico-Misc.svgTaste of Home: Sandra has asked me to go get her some of Jake's stout from his bar in New Atlantis. It's located in the Well.

Conversations[edit]

Altagracia Gonzalez will tease him:

Altagracia: "Jake. Jake the Snake. Jake the Mistake. Jake the two ice creams short of a milk-
Jake: "What. Do. You. Want.
Altagracia: "A beer. And a smile would be nice. You ever try one of those on for size, Jakey boy?
Jake: "Only when you leave my bar.

Jake has several lines where he will antagonize Rick Duran

"I have half a mind to ban you just like Kay did. Leave me alone."
"You're like a damn roach. I can't get rid of you."
"Damn it, Rick. Can't you just leave me in peace?"

Rick will respond by saying:

"Oh please. Without me you wouldn't have any business."
"Jeez, what's your problem today? And every day for that matter?"
"Come on, man. Just one beer for your best bud, yeah?"

People will comment on Jake's unpleasant personality:

"I used to drink. Then I met Jake. Now, I don't. You might say he saved my life." --Brodie Jiang
"You want food? Go to Kay's. You want an attitude? Try Jake's." --(?)