Starfield:Bad People, Bad Jokes 3
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Bad People, Bad Jokes 3
by Louis Lupper
Unlike the first two volumes he published, Louis Lupper's Bad People, Bad Jokes Volume 3 never really gained much of an audience. Popular theory suggests that by the time of its release, people were already tired of Lupper's terrible jokes.
- A Chunks chunk walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve food here." Chunk sit down and says, "Then I guess I'm in the right place."
- Knock knock. Who's there? Broken sword. Broken sword who? Oh, never mind - it's pointless.
- How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They're already Enlightened.
- What's the last thing to go through a Freestar Militia member's mind when they meet a United Colonies Marine? A laser beam.
- Why don't Terrormorphs eat clowns? They taste funny.
[Unlike the first two volumes he published, Louis Lupper's Bad People, Bad Jokes Volume 3 never really gained much of an audience. Popular theory suggests that by the time of its release, people were already tired of Lupper's terrible jokes.]
