Starfield:Bad People, Bad Jokes 1
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Bad People, Bad Jokes 1
by Louis Lupper
Louis Lupper's Bad People, Bad Jokes has garnered something of a cult following in the Settled Systems, and is particularly popular among the criminal element in the major cities.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Va'ruun. Va'ruun who? Va'ruun! Va'ruun! Listen to that engine!
- An alien spider-beast walks into a bar in Akila City. Bartender asks, "What's your poison?"
- Why did the Crimson Fleet pirate go to an Enhance! clinic? He wanted more booty.
- Knock knock. Who's there? Neon. Neon who? You put one knee on the floor to
genuflect, two knees to kneel.
- You hear the one about the Freestar Ranger who couldn't get into the conference? He forgot his badge.
[Louis Lupper's Bad People, Bad Jokes has garnered something of a cult following in the Settled Systems, and is particularly popular among the criminal element in the major cities.]
