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Depot Computer
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Bog's rules for the Nova	1. Don't piss me off. 2. Everyone drinks. Sober? Get out. 3. Drink at your own risk. 4. No killing unless they deserve it. 5. You got a grudge? Spit it out. I'm a bartender. I don't read minds. 6. No pissing on the walls. 7. No hogging the ping pong table. 8. I pick the music. --Bog
Message from Shinya Voss	Credits are the lifeblood of the Fleet. Our entire operation would not exist if not for the blood, sweat, and bullets of the pirates doing the work, and the consolidation of their earnings here at the Key. So let me make myself clear: while we have facilities outside the Key, I expect any funds outside of standard operational costs to be brought back to the Reckoner's Core. We've had incidents where Fleet members have taken over operations on various planets throughout the Settled Systems, and skimmed a little too much off the top. Suffice to say, they paid a steep price for their lack of transparency. Make sure you don't do the same. -- Shinya Voss, Fleet Reckoner
Repair your damn ship!!!	It doesn't matter if you think your bird is clean. When you dock, check with Jazz and her team to do a full repair, and scan your ship for any dings or bugs. Security on this station isn't just about the swarm of patrols we got out there, or the three large batteries orbiting the Key. It's the little things. The details. We gotta make sure to mind them. -- Naeva
Weight room etiquette	As the doctor on this ship, I just want to remind everyone of weight room etiquette. 1. Wipe down your equipment Bacteria grows in damp, warm areas. Wipe everything your skin touches. That includes the barbells and plates. 2. Spotting Let's try to avoid back injuries. If someone requests that you spot them, do it. And don't forget to ask how you want to be spotted. Some people like a little help lifting off. 3. Rotating in If there's no free benches, it's always good to let others rotate in between your sets. Find someone your size so you don't have to change things up. Just remember to follow rule #1. --Samina
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Iceball tours	Delgado still taking rooks on a tour of that old prison? I wonder if there's still some good loot down there. I've got a cutter that will split an iceberg and I've been itching to use it.
Mathis Castillo	Anyone meet that new rook, Mathis? I'd stay the hell away from him. It's nothing personal, the man puts in the work. He's just a walking black cat. Every job I've ever done with the bloke ended badly. I was there when he set up a chem deal in the same joint a squad of off duty SysDef agents decided to have breakfast. Street rats call him "Hex." Look the word up. It don't mean good things.
Siren of the Stars	Word is Rokov's trying to get back in with the Fleet. If you ask me, we should do the old bait and switch. Get him to invite the lot of us on board, and blend us in with the crew. Then when I give the signal, we rob that boat full of rich bastards blind.
Re: Siren of the Stars	Blend in? We'd stick out like a cactus in a snowstorm. Whatever it is, let the Delgado and the new rook handle it. They can smell the rest of us poors coming from a mile away.
Captain Daiyu	I worked with Captain Daiyu once. She's solid. Now you might think I have some story to tell, because that's how it is with the Captains. Everyone's got their own little legend. But with Huan, I got nothing. Riding on the Jade Swan was the most uneventful trip of my life. And for a smuggler, that's exactly what you want. Smooth job. No hitches.
Jobs in Neon	Damn, I know the rook has been making a ton of moves for us, but just once I'd like to be given a shot at whatever Delgado's got cooking. Especially if it means heading out to Neon and hitting up the Astral Lounge. Besides, I still owe Estelle for the time she drank me under the table. I've been practicing, and no way she beats me again.
Credits, credits, credits	I had the weirdest dream last night. Voss was holding a big hose and credits were firing out of it. Naeva had a smile on her face. Bog handed me a stout and it tasted like actual beer. For the longest time I refused to believe Kryx's Legacy was real. But damn, the way people are talking, it's hard not to fantasize.
SysDef coming	There's been rumors SysDef is gearing up for an attack. Delgado's called a bunch of pirates back to base, and even shut down the Mission Boards for everyone save the prime earners. Combined with all this talk about Kryx's Legacy, there's definitely a buzz around the station. Something big is about to go down.
Kryx's Legacy!!!	WE GOT THE GODDAMN LEGACY!!!! AHAHAHSDFSDFKSKHAAAAAA!!!
Re: Kryx's Legacy!!!	Hell yeah! Drinks at the Nova tonight and every night until we die!!
SysDef gone!!!	Hahahahahahaha rot in hell you soulless cop bastards!!!
Radley sucks	I don't have a complaint. I just want to let it be known Radley sucks harder than a Heatleech on a radiator.
Re: Radley sucks	I want to second the earlier complaint that Radley sucks. Who decided to let the Trade Authority on this ship anyway? I don't like that I have to see his smarmy face every time I walk to the Nova. I say we start a petition that he put on a mask.
Shooting range	The shooting range is too bloody close to the exercise area. Every time I want to lift some weights, I gotta hear gunfire blasting in me ear drums. I asked Samina for some ear plugs the other day but instead she wrote me a prescription that said "Suck it up." I gotta stop falling for that bit. Not like we have an actual pharmacy.
Ship modules	Jazz set up the shielding on my cargo and it worked like a charm. I was able to smuggle contraband to every major system without a hitch. My only complaint is that if my ship gets dinged in a dogfight, I gotta come back to the Key to get maintenance. I don't have a solution though, just wanted to put it out there. Also I can confirm on the record that Radley does indeed suck.
Piracy jobs	You ever just get tired of cargo ships just giving up the goods without a fight? The Fleet's put so much fear into these fools they don't wanna tussle anymore. I'm almost tempted to go in blasting next time.
Re: Piracy jobs	What do you expect? Do you honestly think some Deimos Hoplite is going to see you, a Crimson Fleet pirate in a combat class REAPER, and risk life, limb, and soul for a crate of Cherenkov converters? Hell naw. You're out of your mind. Just take the free credits and be thankful for it.
The Depot price gouging	Is it me or are the prices at the Depot out of control? We all know how much Aludra loves creds, and there's no way the prices are this steep outside the Key.
re: The Depot price gouging	You want to pay the cost for grav jumping, not to mention create a freaking paper trail of your purchases, be my guest. I can just see the headline now, "Fleet attack, several dead. SysDef matches murder weapon to a buyer at Neon Tactical." Don't be a dumbass. Merch here is clean, off the books. Got a problem with the prices, bring it up with Delgado.
Coffee shop	I know everyone here is hopped up on chems, but sometimes I need something lower dose. I'm proposing we get a TerraBrew in this joint. Doesn't have to be officially franchised or anything. Just better than the slag we're drinking now.
Ping pong tournament	We need someone to fill in for the doubles tournament. One of the players won their match but killed their partner and you can't play doubles by yourself. If there's any rook out there with a good backhand and a death wish, tell Bog you want to sign up.
Shinya's bomb	Does anyone else think the bomb in Shinya's chest is a bad idea? How do we know he ain't gonna blow up the whole station on a whim?
Re: Shinya's bomb	That's not how it works. It'll just blow up his insides. A mouth breather like you might get chunks of meat in your throat though, and choke to death. I don't know what the rest of you think, but I'm going to call that a net positive.
Neon supply run	If anyone wants to do a Neon run anytime soon, that'd be aces. I like to take a hit of the ol' chasmbass before every job, and my personal stash is running low.
Social gathering for rooks	So I'm new to the Fleet, and I was thinking it might be good to have a get together at the Nova? Just a meet and greet so we can get to know each other better and share tricks on how to be better pirates. Captains are welcome to attend!
Re: Social gathering for rooks	You rooks are so goddamn precious, what with your tea parties and book clubs and lunchtime yoga sessions. Y'all are so sweet I think I lost a tooth. No wait, that's not how it happened. I lost it getting my face kicked in by a Captain for screwing up a smuggling job. Take it from a vet. You want to make friends? Cozy up with a CombaTech Grendel over by the shooting range.
Kill for some Chicken Chunks	I'd kill for some Chicken Chunks right now. I would literally grab somebody's throat and choke the life out of him if it meant Chunks were my next meal. I would throw his lifeless body on the deck of a SysDef ship and tell the Captain I murdered this man if they had Chunks in their brig. I would have them toss me in some maximum security prison with no hope of parole if they had Chunks in their cafeteria. I would let them put me on death row and end my life if they guaranteed Chunks would be my last meal. I'd kill my own damn self for a bucket of Chunks.
Captain's Quarters	The Captains are barely here, why should they get the best bunks? I think rooms should be first come, first serve. It's not my fault Kemp spends so much time in Cydonia.
Re: Captain's Quarters	You sure you want Adler's bunk? The bed that smells like Erdebrau and cheap aftershave? As far as I'm concerned, that entire room needs be cordoned off with hazard signs and caution tape.
Age of the Key	Is it true this station's like, over a hundred years old? That's older than my Jii-chan's Baa-chan. Older than my Nan's Nonna. No wonder this station is falling apart. It belongs in a goddamn museum, and here we are living in it like it's completely normal.
Re: Age of the Key	I can tell you're a rook because you don't know your history. This place used to be a UC facility, and we TOOK it from them. This isn't a starstation. It's a GIANT MIDDLE FINGER pointed straight at the United Colonies. I don't care if this station is held together with vacuum tape and dental floss. We ain't moving. And I'd bet my entire ship Delgado agrees.
Fleet over Family	If you're a member of the Fleet, you said the oath. Fleet over family. I feel like some people here forget that. Everyone you've ever known or loved, they come second to the Fleet. Best you forget they even exist.
SysDef is a joke	The worst part is they aren't even a funny one. When I see one of their ships on patrol, I don't even laugh. I just want to pat those fools on the head and say, "there, there." They're just pathetic.
Re: SysDef is a joke	Come on, they're plenty funny. What do you call a SysDef officer who sleeps all day? Under cover.
Re: Re: SysDef is a joke	This message board is supposed to be anonymous but if I find out who made that stupid undercover joke I swear to god I'll have Jazz strip your ship for parts. -- Naeva
Lesson for everyone	Some background: I normally do piracy gigs. Not much of a smuggler, so I never worry about shielding my cargo. But the other day I took my personal ship on a little cruise to New Atlantis, and the scans said I had contraband. A soon as I hear the words I knew I was boned. Guard over the hail tells me to jettison over the merchandise, or they'll start blasting. The thing is, I don't remember WHAT I had in there. It could've been anything. Aurora. Human organs. Mech parts. So I just grav jumped out of there before things got messy. But now they got my ship in their database, and I need to pay to have the ship scrubbed. The lesson is, get your cargo modules shielded. Even if you don't normally do smuggling jobs, and even if you're using your civilian transport. Because you never know.
Torture doesn't work?	If I'm trying to get intel from someone, is it true torture doesn't work? I've heard you put a person under duress, they'll say just about anything.
Re: Torture doesn't work?	Who cares. Torture may not work, but it sure as hell is fun.
Fights on the Key	Is it just me, or has there been fewer brawls lately? There was a time when I couldn't get out of bed without stepping on somebody's missing tooth.
Re: Fights on the Key	I don't know about that. Fewer brawls maybe, but more gunfights. I've had to dump at least a dozen bodies out the airlock in the past week.
We're at war	I just want to make this clear. We're at war with SysDef. And with any war, you need creds. We need to build this machine up to where no army is a match for us. That means all of us pirates have to bust our asses every day to collect. I know Voss can be a bit much, but sometimes you need someone riding you. Just a reminder that the goal is there.
Need a loan	I busted my ship during a job, and I don't have the money for repairs. I'm going to need somebody to float me some creds.
Re: Need a loan	You kidding me, rook? You're a pirate. You need some creds? Well, there's about a thousand mobile banks just flying around the Settled Systems. I just made a huge withdrawal from the Bank of Hopetech Big Rigs last week. Stop begging for handouts and get your ass out there.
Re: Re: Need a loan	Are you some kind of idiot? I just told you, my ship is BUSTED. What do you expect me to do, grav jump with my legs? But I tell you what, since you got so many damn creds, why don't you meet me at the Nova tonight. I'll make a full cred withdrawal from the Bank of YOU.
Rook? Not for long	Just wanna say y'all better look out for me. You may be calling me a rook now, but in a few months, I'm going to own this place. All of y'all are going to answer to me. Because I'm not afraid to put in work, 24-7-365. When y'all are sleeping, I'm hitting up them Mission Boards. When y'all are eating, I'm hitting up them Mission Boards. When y'all are breathing, thinking, or existing? Y'all already know, I'm hitting up them Mission Boards.
Bad smell	Okay, so I never noticed this before, but after being off the Key for about a week, the first day back I caught a whiff of it. There's a stink somewhere. Might be a dead body. Not sure. Either that or none of you have been bathing and it's starting to get rank.
Screw SysDef	SysDef killed my partner. His Grav Drive was toast and so he gave himself up. But the Sharks didn't care. They just cracked open his ship like they were mining asteroids. I don't care what anyone says. If you get one to surrender, don't show those assholes any mercy. They won't, so why should we?
Dal Makhani recipe	Anybody got a good recipe for Dal Makhani? I found some on ship I raided last week and I've been wanting to try it again ever since. I've got a bottle of Zinfandel Red I'm saving for the occasion. And before anyone asks, no, I'm not sharing a drop with you lowlifes.
Vending machine is broken	The vending machine is broken. Before I used to be able to kick it in the right spot and get myself a Boom Pop!, but now I have to actually give it creds. This is unacceptable.
Know your rights	Seeing a lot of new faces around here, and I just want to remind you that we don't take kindly to bullying. Even as the lowest rung on the ladder, it's important to know your rights, and what you're entitled to. For example: 1. You have the right not to piss me off. 2. You have the right not to be a whiny little rook. 3. You have the right to shut your face. Remember your rights and exercise them liberally. It just might save your life.
Is Bog's Grog watered down?	Okay, that's a rhetorical question. Everyone knows the grog is very high on H2O. However, I have a humble proposal. What if... it wasn't? Can you imagine? A signature drink unique to the Key, that would get you properly wasted. Just a thought.
Missing Wilby	Someone stole my friend Wilby. And since you're all pirates, every single one of you is a suspect. I need that thing to sleep so I better have it back in my bunk by tomorrow. Otherwise there will be hell to pay. HELL.
Anyone interested in starting a band?	We can practice on board the ships, no need to drive anyone nuts on the Key. No offense to Bog, but might be a healthy distraction that doesn't involve drinking.
Relationship troubles	I'm having trouble telling my girlfriend I'm in the Fleet. Any advice?
Re: Relationship troubles	Just tell her, mate. Either she's down or you're out.
How soon we forget	We forget they're the bad ones. Their laws are a joke. Their righteousness is a joke. They write what's right, and make us wrong. We forget their malice. SysDef killed my best friend. Let him starve in some nameless UC prison, waiting for letters the guards burned. They killed a thousand friends I'll never know, pirates whose only sin was their desire to be free. We forget we have numbers. Someday we'll lead an armada of a thousand ships, and bombard their flagship with the fury of our dead. All we have to do is remember who we are, and why we aren't them.